Friday, March 7, 2014
Super-mom in China
I've just about gotten the bundling process down to a science.
1. Ask Juliana 5 times to go potty and wash hands.
2. Set Adalyn on the living room rug near the floor.
3. Get everyone's coats, gloves, and hats and pile them by the door.
4. Find Juliana from wherever she has gotten waylaid and put on her coat and hat.
5. Put on my own coat and hat.
6. Set Adalyn inside her winter outfit with the legs in but arms still out so she doesn't get upset.
7. Help Juliana with her boots.
8. Try to keep Juliana in dirty boots near the doorway (we don't wear shoes inside in China).
9. Zip up Adalyn's winter outfit and put on her hat.
10. Quickly put on my own boots while Adalyn cries.
11. Find Juliana's hat which was just on her head two minutes ago!
12. Check for keys and walk out the door,
13. Unlock the door again because I have forgotten the rag and Adalyn just spit up all over me.
14. Head down the stairs counting for Juliana on the way down (approximately 64).
Usually I have Adalyn in the Ergo, which involves a couple of other steps in the middle, but we just got a new stroller for Adalyn so I decided to try it out today. Naturally, since I was bringing a stroller Juliana also wanted to bring her dolly and dolly stroller. Fine, whatever. One large stroller, one dolly stroller, one dolly, one baby, and one 3 year old who wants to hold a hand down five flights of stairs. No one was injured. I might be Super-Mom.
Of course the sight of a big eyed foreign baby in a stroller alongside a blond haired foreign girl walking her own stroller was quite a hit. We generated lots of attention. Juliana didn't mind.
I realized that in the past three weeks we have been back not one person we've met outside has told me Adalyn isn't wearing enough clothes. Either my parenting skills have drastically improved since Juliana, or this is not really China. I'm starting to think they don't really care about her! Someone, please scold me! Oh well, there's always tomorrow.