Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Should We Be Worried? - My Funny and Disturbing Kids

 


JULIANA, AGE 3

Me, holding Adalyn: "Look, baby sister is looking out the window.'

Juliana: "She is thinking about tigers that might eat her."


JULIANA, 4 YEARS 

Conversation with Anna (who had gotten a new car):

Juliana: Did you drive it out of the store?

Me: No, it wasn't at a store. I went to somebody's house to get it.

Juliana: Ooooh, they weren't home?   


JULIANA, 4 yrs

I just found Juliana's kid dinner knife hidden inside her pillow case.

 

JULIANA, 3 YEARS 

Juliana wanted to play "fight," but Anna suggested she play peacemaking instead. Kitty and Elephant were fighting, and Anna asked how they could make peace. Juliana had them hug each other and be friends, then they said, "Let's be bad guys!" And then she beat them with a pool noodle. I think it's safe to say she missed the point.


JULIANA, 4 YEARS

Juliana was playing restaurant with Yaya when they got locked inside. Yaya said, "It's okay, I have a key." Juliana: "Well, why don't we use this big sledgehammer instead?"

 

JULIANA, 4 YEARS

Adalyn: Mama get waterbottle!

Juliana: She thinks mama is the waterbottle and she wants to drink her blood.

 

ADALYN, 4 YEARS

Playing with strawberries at dinner...

Juliana: Do you like it? I made a flower.

Adalyn: Do you like it? I made a jail.

 

JULIANA, 3 YEARS 

I'm throwing a princess party for Juliana and a few friends because I know they'll enjoy it, even though I'm a bit skeptical about all this princess stuff. While we were making a castle cake Juliana said, "Can we make a knife cake instead? With a little kid holding a knife?" So I'm not concerned about princesses anymore...

 

NADIA, AGE 4

Hear Adalyn crying from the other room. Nadia comes out looking a bit guilty. "Adalyn wasn't cleaning up so I cut off her head."

 

JULIANA, 4 YEARS 

Juliana just got a new purple balloon...

Yaya: Remember that you can't let Adalyn have the balloon, because if she got it in her mouth she could choke on it.

Juliana: That would be sad. Because I really like purple.

 

 

 

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